AISubs v3.7
- Ya know what I'm talking about? - That's right!
- Ya know what I'm talking about? - Ya know what I'm talking about?
- Let's do it together! - I think you all love sports.
- Yes! - Yes!
- But there aren't many sports we haven't tried yet. - Yeah.
- We tried some new minor sports. - Yeah.
When you think about what you want to enjoy now...
If you add something to your existing sport and make it a new one...
- You can create new sports like this for eternity. - Yeah.
- Yeah, the bad tennis players said... - Yeah.
"I don't know how to play tennis," and said "Wait for me," and made a new one for you.
- Maybe! - Maybe! - Maybe!
- I thought you were serious! - Yeah, like changing a baseball bat.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- I think sports are infinite when you think like that. - Yeah.
- So this time, I'd like to add something to my existing sport and try various sports. - Yes!
- Please wait a moment. - Yes.
- Samosa... - Samosa...
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's Segway! - Segway!
- You're getting too used to riding Segway. - I see.
- This is a two-wheeled Segway. If you use it for sports... - Yeah.
- You can go full throttle. - That's true.
- It's different for people depending on their leg strength and agility. - Yeah.
- But you can use it for maneuverability and strategy. - Yeah.
- So we're going to do three things with it and see if it's fun or not. - Yeah.
- I'd like to test it out. - Yes!
- Wow, here it comes! - This is fun!
- It's too high up! - It's the next generation of Hikaru Genji!
- And I hope we all get on it in 10 days. - Yeah!
(Test Drive)
- Let's go for the next round! - Let's go!
The first round is Chambara!
- The rules of Chambara are a little vague... - Yeah.
- But if you use your soft hands like this and push your opponent away, you win! - Good job, buddy!
- Let's do it! - Okay, wait up!
(Test Drive)
The first round...
- Start! - It's started!
(Test Drive)
- Ah! - It's fast!
- Ah! - What? Didn't you just use your sword language?
- Sword language? - It's started!
- It's started!
- How's it going? - I don't know!
(Test Drive)
- Start! - Ah!
- It's not coming! - Ah!
- How's it going? - What?
- Ah! - It's started!
- Start! - Ah!
- It's started! - Start!
- Ah!
- Ah! I died! - You died!
(Test Drive)
Over there! Over there!
Ready, set, go!
Hahaha!
That was way too high!
Let's go.
Let's see how high it is.
I got it! I got the seed!
Yeah!
Let's go!
Oh!
Ah!
You got me!
Take this!
Hahaha!
Cut it out! Cut it out!
- You're doing it so normally! - This is fun!
So, the final round! Shibayu and Mushie are up!
This time, the worst of the two will go up.
- My Segway chanpara, huh? - Ready, set, go!
- I'm nervous! - Is it a draw?
- It's a draw for the chanpara! - It's falling!
- Oh no! - It's falling!
What's with that pace?!
Oh no, I'm gonna get hit!
This guy doesn't care if I don't fall!
- It's not over yet! - Oh!
- That was close! - It's hot!
I'm not giving up a single step!
Oh, it's falling behind me!
- Oh, it's a moon! - I'm so tired!
I'm tired!
A moon that took advantage of Segway's speed!
The 10th place goes to Segway chanpara and Mushie!
- You did it! - I did it!
- It's not that fun. - They say it's not fun, but...
I think it's more fun to do it with your feet.
Segway chanpara vs. Mushie
- So, our second event is ballet! - Yes!
We're gonna do ballet in Segway.
Let's see if it's more fun doing it with our feet than with our feet.
- You can do it with 10 points. - Yay!
- This serve looks easy. - Here I go!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Oh! - Yay!
- I'm so tired! - I'm so tired!
- Oh, it hurts!
- Oh! - Oh!
- I'm so tired! - I'm so tired!
- Yay! - Yay!
- One shot, full moon! - Full moon!
- I'm telling you! - Okay!
- One shot, full moon serve! - Full moon serve!
- What did you say? - What did you say?
- Say it! - Say it!
- What did you say? - What did you say?
- I'm sorry - What is that!?
- What did you say? - What did you say?
- Give it back! - Give it back!
- What did you say? - What did you say?
Look ahead and don't look at the ground.
Softman land. Full softman land.
Sports is so much fun, but I can't move.
Right. Left. Right. Left.
Good.
Practice.
Good.
I think you have practiced it.
It's difficult.
I'm getting used to it.
Go.
OK.
Good.
What do you practice?
I know how to practice.
But...
How can I say...
It sucks.
Did you notice it?
It's not fun.
It's better to go down.
It's fun to go down like this.
It's amazing.
You can go diagonally.
I can't go up.
It sucks.
It's fun to go down like this.
It's hard, isn't it?
It's fun, isn't it?
It's fun.
It's fun because elementary school students do it at the same speed as adults.
It's fun because adults do it like adults.
Technique and strategy are important.
Yes.
White and blue are police officers.
Black and orange are thieves.
Let's get started.
The rule is...
This is the prison.
If you touch this door, you will be released.
Yes.
Wait for 10 seconds and then start.
It's like an official sport.
7 minutes.
Start!
5.
4.
3.
2.
1.
Wait a minute.
It's fast.
What?
You're good at it.
Oh, no.
Ah, there you are!
You're really far away!
Ah, I'm caught up!
Himemaru, I'm counting on you!
Oh, no!
All right, rugby!
Oh, no!
Good job, you two!
Go to hell, you two!
Teach me how to play rugby!
Teach me!
Teach me how to play rugby!
Hurry up and die, you two!
Ah, I'm caught up!
I'm caught up!
All right, all right!
I'm counting on you!
Oh, no!
I'm in trouble!
Hurry up and die!
Ah, I'm in trouble!
Go!
I'm in trouble!
I can't run anymore!
It's a lot of fun!
You're good!
Ah, I'm in trouble!
Go!
Oh!
I can't do it!
It's like the police of the future!
It's like Charlie Rock!
Ah!
I lost!
Can we have a police exchange?
I think it's fun to chase each other!
This is a lot of fun!
It's a lot of fun!
So, me and Ryo will be the police!
All right, in five minutes!
All right, game start!
Ah!
Oh!
Oh, I found a target all of a sudden!
What is this guy?
Hey, what is this guy?
Ah, I'm in trouble!
I'm in trouble!
Uooooooood!
Come on, Kanta!
Okay!
Kyaaa! He escaped!
Kanta!
Okay! You can do it! Come over here!
Come over!
Hooray!
Damn it!
It's over!
Only Shibayu remains!
Damn it!
I won't let you escape!
So I'll leave it to you!
Okay!
Kanta, you'll have to run away with him!
I won't let you escape!
Don't get tired of me!
Time attack!
What's up with you?
It's getting shorter and shorter!
You won!
It was pretty tough.
It was fun.
If you think about it, it will be a proper sports.
Right.
With this size and this number of people,
if we could arrange it like this...
I think we got the general idea.
Let's call it a day.
I want to play individually from now on.
I want to finish this as soon as possible.
We've been playing for a day.
If it was the most interesting one,
we'll leave it as it is.
It's not sports, is it?
It's recreation.
It's too calculated now.
Even if we can't put it in there,
we might be able to put it in a place where kids can run and play.
It was a moment when I felt strategic.
We can't do it if we don't have a plan.
That's right.
It's about 8 rocks and 48.
What?
For this shooting?
I won 500,000 yen.
It's worth 700,000 yen.